An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
just to recap real quick
- harry barely made the age cutoff
- it was the first year they had ireland auditions
- liam came back and auditioned again
- louis came back and auditioned again too
- zayn’s mom literally dragged him out of bed
- liam and niall went to the same football game
- zayn and louis went for same job
- harry and louis went to the same script concert
- niall and louis went to the same busted concert
Anonymous asked: Buy an organ alreaady!!!!
I had one. Then got rid of it. Then had to learn to play the organ. Foresight on my behalf, there…
But I have access to many, so why bother?!
Also, why are you so fussed, Mr Anonymous?!
Anonymous asked: why are you so perfect?
I wish I were.