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fuck yes :)
Apr 16, 2014 / 7,158 notes


fuck yes :)

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♂♂ gEye 
Candy ♂♂
Apr 16, 2014 / 40 notes


♂♂ gEye Candy ♂♂

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Apr 16, 2014 / 241,586 notes

Joke of the day.




An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”



Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever


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Apr 16, 2014 / 18,753 notes

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Apr 16, 2014 / 33,049 notes


just to recap real quick

  • harry barely made the age cutoff
  • it was the first year they had ireland auditions
  • liam came back and auditioned again
  • louis came back and auditioned again too
  • zayn’s mom literally dragged him out of bed
  • liam and niall went to the same football game
  • zayn and louis went for same job
  • harry and louis went to the same script concert
  • niall and louis went to the same busted concert


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Apr 15, 2014

Anonymous asked: Buy an organ alreaady!!!!

I had one. Then got rid of it. Then had to learn to play the organ. Foresight on my behalf, there…

But I have access to many, so why bother?!

Also, why are you so fussed, Mr Anonymous?!

Apr 15, 2014 / 288,894 notes


My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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Apr 15, 2014

Anonymous asked: why are you so perfect?

I wish I were.

Apr 15, 2014 / 34,396 notes


harry probably ejaculates $100 bills 

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Apr 15, 2014 / 358,365 notes