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clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next
Aug 27, 2014 / 125,323 notes

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

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ladyromanadvoratrelundar:

Had to be done.
Aug 27, 2014 / 1,115 notes
Aug 27, 2014 / 365,593 notes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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Aug 27, 2014 / 433,373 notes

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

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Aug 27, 2014 / 771,330 notes

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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Aug 23, 2014 / 2,332 notes

lumos5001:

SHIT SHIT SHIT THEY ARE ROBOTS WHO WANT BODY PARTS!!! CRAP THIS SEEMS HELLA LOT FAMILIAR!!!

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Aug 23, 2014 / 33,332 notes

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Aug 23, 2014 / 318 notes

5secsofmichaelclifford:

SHE HIT HIM IN THE DICK WITH THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER IM DEAD

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Aug 23, 2014 / 606,311 notes

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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Aug 23, 2014 / 92,926 notes

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

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